cut off your testacles and do the dance of tea leaves, for it's

EMMY TIME!

God help us all...

I can't believe this fucking thing exists. Every single year its the exact same nominees. West Wing, Sopranos, Everybody Loves Raymond, Frasier, Will & Grace, Friends, Sex & the City, and they appear to be indoctrinating The Shield lately too. Sopranos, yes, its good... everything else, may have their moments... But they're not FUNNY. They're not ENGAGING, they're not even all that GOOD. Some of these just plain suck a crab-sized wad of horse semen. (In the case of Will & Grace that's both figurative AND literal.)

I find it odd also that Outstanding Animated Program (For Programming One Hour Or More) has no competition. Literally. Only one thing was nominated. Whooooo's gonna win?! The suspense is killing me!

Outstanding Art Direction for a Multi-Camera Series is a fucking FARSE. Yeah, it takes a lot of work to shoot the same living rooms over and over again for 8 years. I can see how that would be hard to not screw up.

Now nothing is so funny on this list as Oustanding Art Direction For A Variety Or Music Program. Because its basically giving awards to AWARD shows. Like we don't have enough shit like this already.

Final thoughts are, I hope Futurama wins the animated category just to show Fox what shithead morons they are... AGAIN... for cancelling an Emmy winning show the year it wins the Emmy... AGAIN. Also I'm rooting for Curb your Enthusiasm and 24. But I'm torn on the category with the Daily Show and Conan O'Brien competing. Damn that's tough... probly go Daily Show in recognition of Bush vs. Bush.